Removal of CEO
Our CEO was a tyrant, and enjoyed abusing any power he had by subjecting others to any whim he had. He’s been removed. He will not be missed.
A New Prototype!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
TONKET Super Ram Introduces New 512MB RAM Module
Here we are – Today – TONKET Super Ram, a leading manufacturer of high-performance RAM modules, today announced the successful development of a prototype of its new 512MB RAM module. The new module is designed for use in desktop and laptop computers, and it offers a significant performance boost over 256MB and 128MB modules.
The TONKET Super Ram 512MB RAM module features a clock speed ideal for running demanding applications such as games, video editing software, and CAD programs. The module is also compatible with a wide range of operating systems, including Windows XP, Vista, and 7, 10, 12 and Linux.
“We are excited to introduce our new 512MB RAM module prototype,” said the President of TONKET Super Ram. “This module offers a significant performance boost over older modules, and it is perfect for users who need more memory for demanding applications.”
The TONKET Super Ram 512MB RAM module is hoping to be available for purchase from TONKET Super Ram’s website, TONKET.com. The module price is yet to be confirmed.
About TONKET Super Ram
TONKET Super Ram is a leading manufacturer of high-performance RAM modules. The company’s products are designed for use in desktop and laptop computers, and they offer a significant performance boost over older modules. TONKET Super Ram is committed to providing its customers with the highest quality products and the best possible customer service.
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A Reminder From The CEO
As Chief Executive Officer of the world’s fastest growing* technology company, I’m far too involved in meetings and corporate take-overs and other chief executing to be responsible for day to day minutiae like hiring. That feels more like a presidential job.
Thank you.
Thaddeus Tonket,
CEO TONKET (again)
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The website has been fixed
Me, The President, has had to step in after our IT team seemingly either vanished overnight, or didn’t actually exist. It was supposed to be the CEO’s job to hire those guys, but he may have fired them before he took our old site out. Anyway, TONKET.com is back!
@IT
Previous email sent as a post on the main site, how do I fix it?
@IT
Fix the website, this is getting ridiculous. Also I can’t figure out how to use my email.
Hello TONKET!
Listen, we won’t lie to you. Our last CEO actually owned the server we were hosted on.. and he took it with him when he found out he was getting fired. OK? Well, we’re working on this fix now, we hope to be back up to capacity soon.