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A Reminder From The CEO
As Chief Executive Officer of the world’s fastest growing* technology company, I’m far too involved in meetings and corporate take-overs and other chief executing to be responsible for day to day minutiae like hiring. That feels more like a presidential job.
Thank you.
Thaddeus Tonket,
CEO TONKET (again)
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The website has been fixed
Me, The President, has had to step in after our IT team seemingly either vanished overnight, or didn’t actually exist. It was supposed to be the CEO’s job to hire those guys, but he may have fired them before he took our old site out. Anyway, TONKET.com is back!
@IT
Previous email sent as a post on the main site, how do I fix it?
@IT
Fix the website, this is getting ridiculous. Also I can’t figure out how to use my email.
Hello TONKET!
Listen, we won’t lie to you. Our last CEO actually owned the server we were hosted on.. and he took it with him when he found out he was getting fired. OK? Well, we’re working on this fix now, we hope to be back up to capacity soon.